Board Games
Cat Tower
Fun, cute, quick, reverse cat themed Jenga.
Dead of Winter
Miserable 'em up, survive the zombie apocalypse with friends!
Comics
The Spectre #1 The Sinister Lives of Cap'n Skull
The Spectre must stop a man who has found a way to travel through his successors bodies into the future and become overwhelmingly powerful!
Man-Thing (Adventures into Fear #10-19)
A strange unthinking hero manages to come to the rescue quite often, before falling into a battle between dimensions. Excellent narration.
Through the Woods
A collection of creepy tales that mostly send a chill down the spine, with a great artstyle and unique page layouts.
Wytches
A different take on the idea of witches, and a good small town/family horror story.
Movies
Batman '66
A cornball take on Batman surprisingly still holds up with genuine laughs and charm.
Batman '89
A decent take on the eternal struggle of an unmovable obstacle and an unstoppable force.
Batman Returns
A really cartoony take on the dark knight, that doesn't really know anything about the source material.
Batman Forever
Two Face and Riddler fail to be competent or entertaining.
Batman and Robin
Bat nipples. Bat credit card. The death of integrity.
Catwoman
I'm fucking pissed this is even here. Terrible.
The Devil's Rejects
Amazing movie that isn't afraid to show the worst of humanity.
Halloween III Season of the Witch
A movie with a title that is much better than the actual plot and visuals it contains, decent final scene at least.
It Follows
A sexually transmitted curse stalks it's way into the heart of horror lovers everywhere.
Freddy vs Jason
Two slasher villains butt heads in this pretty okay movie held back by it's year of release.
Justice League TV Pilot 1997
As Daffy Duck would say, despicable, truly despicable.
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Cheap CGI holds back a pretty standard fare, if brainless, action movie.
Misery
Kathy Bates is an excellent example of how to play crazy.
New Original Wonder Woman
Cheesy, kind of boring, but it's the first, and best (so far) live action Wonder Woman. Also, dat theme song.
Shaun of the Dead
A great spoof of zombie movies.
Steel
What?
Supergirl
Terrible, alien vs witch and that description is world's better than this movie.
Superman
A really god damn boring two and half hours, but doesn't do anything technically wrong. Also, Superman's most insane achievement ever happens towards the end!
Superman II Richard Donner Cut
More of the same as the first one, but does have the iconic Zod, with the kneeling.
Superman III
Worse effects, worse plot, worse characters, nonstop zany hijinks. This isn't Superman?
Superman IV Quest for Peace
Awful, essentially coping the plot of the last movie with an evil Superman with more cartoon hijinks. Avoid.
Swamp Thing
Pretty generic B-movie, not terrible, not worth seeking out.
Return of Swamp Thing
Went even sillier with the sequel, more entertaining as a result. Very B-movie.
The VVitch
Slow, very atmospheric horror.
Television
Constantine
It's a damn shame this got cancelled, give it a watch, raise awareness, bring it back.
Star Wars Rebels Season 1
A decent bit of Star Wars media, mostly aimed at kids, but entertaining enough for adults.
Video Games
3D Classics Out Run (3DS)
Very simple, relaxing and just satisfying drive.
ABZU (PS4)
Really relaxing diving/Journey simulator.
Arkista's Ring (NES)
Weird little arcadey action game, worth a brief look maybe.
Assault Android Cactus (PSN)
Pretty fun, arcadey shooter, up to four people can play. Pretty short though.
Attack on Silph Co (PC)
A decent short trek through Team Rocket John McClane style.
Balloon Fight (NES)
Simple gameplay that feels exactly as should lends itself to short, but sweet, bursts of gaming from time to time.
The Basement Collection (PC)
An artist deserves to bind his work together, selling free shit is kinda dicked though. Respect all the same.
Batman Arkham Knight (PS4)
The best of the series, the story could be better, but this is a fine final entry in the series. "Final".
Bloodborne (PS4)
Amazing experience, both visually and as from a gameplay perspective. Doesn't have that lasting power as it's predecessors though.
The Crew (Xbone)
Shit version of Burnout Paradise.
Crisis Beat (PS1)
Bullshit beat 'em up, can't really recommend it, but there is worse out there.
Dandy RPG Legend of Brave Yamada (Droid)
Quirky, weird, creepy, "dungeon crawl". Worth a look.
Dark Souls II: Crown of the Sunken King (PSN)
Decent add on to a decent game, if you like Souls chances are you played this. (Or vehemently hate DS2)
Dark Souls III (PS4)
A beautiful finale for an amazing series.
Dark Souls III Ashes of Ariandel (PS4)
Short, but sweet, bit of DLC for Dark Souls III.
DC Legends (Droid)
Literally just turn based battles, eh.
Cat Tower
Fun, cute, quick, reverse cat themed Jenga.
Dead of Winter
Miserable 'em up, survive the zombie apocalypse with friends!
Comics
The Spectre #1 The Sinister Lives of Cap'n Skull
The Spectre must stop a man who has found a way to travel through his successors bodies into the future and become overwhelmingly powerful!
Man-Thing (Adventures into Fear #10-19)
A strange unthinking hero manages to come to the rescue quite often, before falling into a battle between dimensions. Excellent narration.
Through the Woods
A collection of creepy tales that mostly send a chill down the spine, with a great artstyle and unique page layouts.
Wytches
A different take on the idea of witches, and a good small town/family horror story.
Movies
Batman '66
A cornball take on Batman surprisingly still holds up with genuine laughs and charm.
Batman '89
A decent take on the eternal struggle of an unmovable obstacle and an unstoppable force.
Batman Returns
A really cartoony take on the dark knight, that doesn't really know anything about the source material.
Batman Forever
Two Face and Riddler fail to be competent or entertaining.
Batman and Robin
Bat nipples. Bat credit card. The death of integrity.
Catwoman
I'm fucking pissed this is even here. Terrible.
The Devil's Rejects
Amazing movie that isn't afraid to show the worst of humanity.
Halloween III Season of the Witch
A movie with a title that is much better than the actual plot and visuals it contains, decent final scene at least.
It Follows
A sexually transmitted curse stalks it's way into the heart of horror lovers everywhere.
Freddy vs Jason
Two slasher villains butt heads in this pretty okay movie held back by it's year of release.
Justice League TV Pilot 1997
As Daffy Duck would say, despicable, truly despicable.
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Cheap CGI holds back a pretty standard fare, if brainless, action movie.
Misery
Kathy Bates is an excellent example of how to play crazy.
New Original Wonder Woman
Cheesy, kind of boring, but it's the first, and best (so far) live action Wonder Woman. Also, dat theme song.
Shaun of the Dead
A great spoof of zombie movies.
Steel
What?
Supergirl
Terrible, alien vs witch and that description is world's better than this movie.
Superman
A really god damn boring two and half hours, but doesn't do anything technically wrong. Also, Superman's most insane achievement ever happens towards the end!
Superman II Richard Donner Cut
More of the same as the first one, but does have the iconic Zod, with the kneeling.
Superman III
Worse effects, worse plot, worse characters, nonstop zany hijinks. This isn't Superman?
Superman IV Quest for Peace
Awful, essentially coping the plot of the last movie with an evil Superman with more cartoon hijinks. Avoid.
Swamp Thing
Pretty generic B-movie, not terrible, not worth seeking out.
Return of Swamp Thing
Went even sillier with the sequel, more entertaining as a result. Very B-movie.
The VVitch
Slow, very atmospheric horror.
Television
Constantine
It's a damn shame this got cancelled, give it a watch, raise awareness, bring it back.
Star Wars Rebels Season 1
A decent bit of Star Wars media, mostly aimed at kids, but entertaining enough for adults.
Video Games
3D Classics Out Run (3DS)
Very simple, relaxing and just satisfying drive.
ABZU (PS4)
Really relaxing diving/Journey simulator.
Arkista's Ring (NES)
Weird little arcadey action game, worth a brief look maybe.
Assault Android Cactus (PSN)
Pretty fun, arcadey shooter, up to four people can play. Pretty short though.
Attack on Silph Co (PC)
A decent short trek through Team Rocket John McClane style.
Balloon Fight (NES)
Simple gameplay that feels exactly as should lends itself to short, but sweet, bursts of gaming from time to time.
The Basement Collection (PC)
An artist deserves to bind his work together, selling free shit is kinda dicked though. Respect all the same.
Batman Arkham Knight (PS4)
The best of the series, the story could be better, but this is a fine final entry in the series. "Final".
Bloodborne (PS4)
Amazing experience, both visually and as from a gameplay perspective. Doesn't have that lasting power as it's predecessors though.
The Crew (Xbone)
Shit version of Burnout Paradise.
Crisis Beat (PS1)
Bullshit beat 'em up, can't really recommend it, but there is worse out there.
Dandy RPG Legend of Brave Yamada (Droid)
Quirky, weird, creepy, "dungeon crawl". Worth a look.
Dark Souls II: Crown of the Sunken King (PSN)
Decent add on to a decent game, if you like Souls chances are you played this. (Or vehemently hate DS2)
Dark Souls III (PS4)
A beautiful finale for an amazing series.
Dark Souls III Ashes of Ariandel (PS4)
Short, but sweet, bit of DLC for Dark Souls III.
DC Legends (Droid)
Literally just turn based battles, eh.
DC Universe Online (PSN)
Waste of fucking time.
Dead by Daylight (PS4)
Serial killer, basic mechanic, hide and seek simulator.
Deadly Tower of Monsters, The (PSN)
Very charming, decently fun beat 'em up based in seeped in old B-movie style goodness.
Digimon Digital Card Battle (PS1)
A decent and different take on card games, starring Digimon!
DK King of Swing (GBA)
Interesting little experiment, won't be everyone's cup of tea and it takes some getting used to.
Donkey Kong '94 (GB)
Amazing reimagining of the original DK arcade game, adding a mind-boggling amount of content.
Downwell (Droid)
Fast paced adrenaline rush straight to hell.
Dragon Quest VII: Fragments of the Forgotten Past (3DS)
Lovely example of the series, lengthy and full of content.
Dragon Quest Builders (PS4)
Surprisingly amazing mix of Minecraft and Dragon Quest.
Dragon Quest Heroes: The World Tree's Woe and the Blight Below (PS4)
Dynasty Warriors meets Dragon Quest in this pretty fun crossover game.
Dragon Quest Monsters Super Light (Android)
An alright "Super Light" take on Dragon Quest Monsters, kind of annoying to install, and kind of empty feeling. AKA a phone game, decent for what it is though.
Fallout 3 Operation Anchorage (X360)
Slightly awkward linear FPS mode with a decent reward and fun storyline.
Fallout 4 (PS4)
Could have been amazing, but it settled for average. Damn shame.
Fallout 4 Automatron (PS4)
Decent if limited addition to the base game.
Fallout 4 Season Pass (PS4)
Maybe at 30 dollars worth it, otherwise, wait for the Game of the Year Edition.
Fantasy Life (3DS)
Grind fest the game, I understand some people might find this game appealing, but literally anything would be more productive/rewarding.
Far Cry Primal (PS4)
Far Cry, in prehistoric times, probably my favorite. Spears are great fun.
Fighting Force (PS1)
Another beat 'em up, you can do worse, but you can do a lot better.
Final Fantasy: Record Keeper (Android)
Weird little battle simulation, worth while for fans of the series on their lunch breaks.
Five Nights at Freddy's (PC)
Waste of fucking time.
Dead by Daylight (PS4)
Serial killer, basic mechanic, hide and seek simulator.
Deadly Tower of Monsters, The (PSN)
Very charming, decently fun beat 'em up based in seeped in old B-movie style goodness.
Digimon Digital Card Battle (PS1)
A decent and different take on card games, starring Digimon!
DK King of Swing (GBA)
Interesting little experiment, won't be everyone's cup of tea and it takes some getting used to.
Donkey Kong '94 (GB)
Amazing reimagining of the original DK arcade game, adding a mind-boggling amount of content.
Downwell (Droid)
Fast paced adrenaline rush straight to hell.
Dragon Quest VII: Fragments of the Forgotten Past (3DS)
Lovely example of the series, lengthy and full of content.
Dragon Quest Builders (PS4)
Surprisingly amazing mix of Minecraft and Dragon Quest.
Dragon Quest Heroes: The World Tree's Woe and the Blight Below (PS4)
Dynasty Warriors meets Dragon Quest in this pretty fun crossover game.
Dragon Quest Monsters Super Light (Android)
An alright "Super Light" take on Dragon Quest Monsters, kind of annoying to install, and kind of empty feeling. AKA a phone game, decent for what it is though.
Fallout 3 Operation Anchorage (X360)
Slightly awkward linear FPS mode with a decent reward and fun storyline.
Fallout 4 (PS4)
Could have been amazing, but it settled for average. Damn shame.
Fallout 4 Automatron (PS4)
Decent if limited addition to the base game.
Fallout 4 Season Pass (PS4)
Maybe at 30 dollars worth it, otherwise, wait for the Game of the Year Edition.
Fantasy Life (3DS)
Grind fest the game, I understand some people might find this game appealing, but literally anything would be more productive/rewarding.
Far Cry Primal (PS4)
Far Cry, in prehistoric times, probably my favorite. Spears are great fun.
Fighting Force (PS1)
Another beat 'em up, you can do worse, but you can do a lot better.
Final Fantasy: Record Keeper (Android)
Weird little battle simulation, worth while for fans of the series on their lunch breaks.
Five Nights at Freddy's (PC)
Boring gameplay meets non-frightening scares with a semi-interesting backstory. Disappointment abounds.
Gaiapolis (Arcade)
Decent little beat em up with a different perspective.
Guitar Hero Live (PS4)
Fun, slightly new, take which helps bring new life to the series.
Gun (PS2)
Red Dead Redemption on the PS2, but much shorter.
Gunman Clive 1 & 2 (3DS)
Beautiful and beautifully executed little odes to Mega Man's days of old.
Hotline Miami & 2 Wrong Number (PC)
THE top down action game. Fucking play this.
Hyrule Warriors (WiiU)
Decent action game with a decent amount of play styles lasts many hours before getting tedious, especially if you are a fan of Zelda.
Hyrule Warriors Legends (N3DS)
A competent port of the Wii U title, that might actually be better overall.
Injustice 2 (PS4)
Well polished fighting game, starring beloved superheroes with a lot of content.
Kamiko (Switch)
A very arcadey take on classic Zelda.
Kirby Planet Robobot (3DS)
Standard Kirby game that doesn't deviate much, but is still more than worth playing through.
Legend of Kusakari (3DSDL)
Cute little Zelda clone but you only fight grass.
Lego Marvel Super Heroes (PSN)
Cute idea, same lazy execution of a Lego game. If you've never played one and love Marvel, make this the one you check out. Or don't.
Luftrausers (PSN)
Short arcadey shoot 'em up. Looks gorgeous. Worth checking out.
Luigi's Mansion (GCN)
Discover just how deprived Luigi can become as he damns multiple souls to a permanent purgatory while cleaning his newly obtained mansion. Also, fantastic sound work.
Magikarp Jump (Android)
Ultimately a time waster, but worth it as a Pokemon fan.
Mario Kart 8 (WiiU)
Gaiapolis (Arcade)
Decent little beat em up with a different perspective.
Guitar Hero Live (PS4)
Fun, slightly new, take which helps bring new life to the series.
Gun (PS2)
Red Dead Redemption on the PS2, but much shorter.
Gunman Clive 1 & 2 (3DS)
Beautiful and beautifully executed little odes to Mega Man's days of old.
Hotline Miami & 2 Wrong Number (PC)
THE top down action game. Fucking play this.
Hyrule Warriors (WiiU)
Decent action game with a decent amount of play styles lasts many hours before getting tedious, especially if you are a fan of Zelda.
Hyrule Warriors Legends (N3DS)
A competent port of the Wii U title, that might actually be better overall.
Injustice 2 (PS4)
Well polished fighting game, starring beloved superheroes with a lot of content.
Kamiko (Switch)
A very arcadey take on classic Zelda.
Kirby Planet Robobot (3DS)
Standard Kirby game that doesn't deviate much, but is still more than worth playing through.
Legend of Kusakari (3DSDL)
Cute little Zelda clone but you only fight grass.
Lego Marvel Super Heroes (PSN)
Cute idea, same lazy execution of a Lego game. If you've never played one and love Marvel, make this the one you check out. Or don't.
Luftrausers (PSN)
Short arcadey shoot 'em up. Looks gorgeous. Worth checking out.
Luigi's Mansion (GCN)
Discover just how deprived Luigi can become as he damns multiple souls to a permanent purgatory while cleaning his newly obtained mansion. Also, fantastic sound work.
Magikarp Jump (Android)
Ultimately a time waster, but worth it as a Pokemon fan.
Mario Kart 8 (WiiU)
Karting perfection.
Mario Kart 8 DLC (Wii U)
Adding even more content at a fair price to an amazing racing game.
Magic the Gathering Puzzle Quest (Android)
Not quite the best of both worlds, but if you leave your wallet out of it worth a bit of playtime.
Marvel Future Fight (Android)
Do you enjoy Marvel Comics? Do you have lots of little bits of free time where you have enough to do something, but nothing really involved. While decentish, this is ultimately a waste of time.
Ninja Baseball Batman (Arcade)
Amazing, hilarious, solid beat 'em up. Everyone should play this.
Overwatch (PS4)
Beautiful, and really fun to play competitive FPS.
Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures (WiiU)
Shit platformer that I was forced into playing because of another's spite. Don't fall prey to my sorrows.
Pocket Mortys (Android)
Simple take on Pokemon with a lovely Rick and Morty paint job.
Pokemon Insurgence (Fan Game)
Mario Kart 8 DLC (Wii U)
Adding even more content at a fair price to an amazing racing game.
Magic the Gathering Puzzle Quest (Android)
Not quite the best of both worlds, but if you leave your wallet out of it worth a bit of playtime.
Marvel Future Fight (Android)
Do you enjoy Marvel Comics? Do you have lots of little bits of free time where you have enough to do something, but nothing really involved. While decentish, this is ultimately a waste of time.
Ninja Baseball Batman (Arcade)
Amazing, hilarious, solid beat 'em up. Everyone should play this.
Overwatch (PS4)
Beautiful, and really fun to play competitive FPS.
Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures (WiiU)
Shit platformer that I was forced into playing because of another's spite. Don't fall prey to my sorrows.
Pocket Mortys (Android)
Simple take on Pokemon with a lovely Rick and Morty paint job.
Pokemon Insurgence (Fan Game)
Interesting work in progress fan game that is worth a look, hopefully gets finished.
Pokemon Pinball Ruby and Sapphire (GBA)
Decent little virtual pinball game, not very accurate, but fans of the source material won't mind for short bursts of play.
Pokken Tournament (Wii U)
Visually engaging, with actual depth but you won't find that in the single player mode.
Proteus (PSN)
Pokemon Pinball Ruby and Sapphire (GBA)
Decent little virtual pinball game, not very accurate, but fans of the source material won't mind for short bursts of play.
Pokken Tournament (Wii U)
Visually engaging, with actual depth but you won't find that in the single player mode.
Proteus (PSN)
Walk walk walk. Walk walk walk. Get to walking. Don't stop walk.
Race the Sun (PC)
Interesting idea, another short arcadey experience that is worth a look if you enjoy "gotta go fast" mentality.
Salad Fingers Where's May Gone Act 1 (PC)
What could be a good idea is currently floundering due to a lack of support from the original creator.
The Secret of Cinnabar Island (PC)
A short retelling of the Mewtwo origin, alright, but damn short.
Star Fox Command (NDS)
A very different direction to take Star Fox in, not terrible, not great. Unique though.
Star Trek Online (PS4)
Not a very fun MMO, but decent enough for Trekkie's. And free.
Star Wars Battlefront II (PS4)
Shaky, but fun shooter in a galaxy far, far away.
State of Decay (XBLA)
A valiant attempt at making an involved zombie survival game.
SteamWorld Heist (PS4)
Turn based robot shooting excellence.
Stories The Path of Destinies (PSN)
Repetition, poorly disguised as a gimmick. Not very fun or interesting.
Sunset Overdrive (Xbone)
Incredibly fun, gorgeous game held back by annoying plot. Doesn't matter, play this.
Sunset Overdrive Season Pass (Xbone)
New areas, new weapons and amps make this worthwhile for fans of Sunset Overdrive wanting more.
Super Mario Bros Quadrilogy (NES)
Quintessential platforming games.
Super Smash Bros. (N64)
Aside from nostalgia or the novelty sequels have rendered this pointless. Though the game itself is solid.
Super Smash Land (PC)
A great little demake of the original Super Smash Bros.
Trumptendo Games (PC)
Humorous NES romhacks replacing bosses with Donald Trump.
Until Dawn (PS4)
Very Telltale-esque game. Great horror story, if cliched. A movie, game, worth renting.
Race the Sun (PC)
Interesting idea, another short arcadey experience that is worth a look if you enjoy "gotta go fast" mentality.
Salad Fingers Where's May Gone Act 1 (PC)
What could be a good idea is currently floundering due to a lack of support from the original creator.
The Secret of Cinnabar Island (PC)
A short retelling of the Mewtwo origin, alright, but damn short.
Star Fox Command (NDS)
A very different direction to take Star Fox in, not terrible, not great. Unique though.
Star Trek Online (PS4)
Not a very fun MMO, but decent enough for Trekkie's. And free.
Star Wars Battlefront II (PS4)
Shaky, but fun shooter in a galaxy far, far away.
A valiant attempt at making an involved zombie survival game.
SteamWorld Heist (PS4)
Turn based robot shooting excellence.
Stories The Path of Destinies (PSN)
Repetition, poorly disguised as a gimmick. Not very fun or interesting.
Sunset Overdrive (Xbone)
Incredibly fun, gorgeous game held back by annoying plot. Doesn't matter, play this.
Sunset Overdrive Season Pass (Xbone)
New areas, new weapons and amps make this worthwhile for fans of Sunset Overdrive wanting more.
Super Mario Bros Quadrilogy (NES)
Quintessential platforming games.
Super Smash Bros. (N64)
Aside from nostalgia or the novelty sequels have rendered this pointless. Though the game itself is solid.
Super Smash Land (PC)
A great little demake of the original Super Smash Bros.
Trumptendo Games (PC)
Humorous NES romhacks replacing bosses with Donald Trump.
Until Dawn (PS4)
Very Telltale-esque game. Great horror story, if cliched. A movie, game, worth renting.
Wanpaku Graffiti Splatterhouse (NES)
Lovely cutesy version of Splatterhouse that manages to keep the spirit of the series alive, and standing on it's own.
Wicked Clown Bros 2 (NES Hack)
Hahaha.
Yooka-Laylee (PS4)
A true successor to Banjo-Kazooie.
Lovely cutesy version of Splatterhouse that manages to keep the spirit of the series alive, and standing on it's own.
Wicked Clown Bros 2 (NES Hack)
Hahaha.
Yooka-Laylee (PS4)
A true successor to Banjo-Kazooie.
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